Frenchie Profiles

[FroxerMom]

It's cold and rainy and Daphne and I are bored. She typed out her doggie profile. Would love to read some other ones if you care to add one!

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Name: Daphne

Age: 1 (DOB 12/21/16)

Formerly known as: Gea (kennel name) then Dajani (former home)

Hobbies: Barking (at everything including other dogs walking by my house, birds, squirrels, sticks, leaves, etc...), hunting (toads and acorns), napping (preferably on my female "owner's" lap), larceny (staking out my big doofy brother's food bowl from a few feet away and moving in for any morsel that hits the ground before he goes after me), long walks in the early morning hours (my female "owner" claims to want to sleep in, but I likes me walks at 6 am, so we walkin' at 6 am), and larceny again (removing a coveted bone right out of my big doofy brother's mouth as he's enjoying it).

Bad Habits: Slamming up against the tv cabinet and barking madly when I see a dog on tv, rubbing my lady bits on toys, and did I mention barking?

Likes: Food. food, and mooooooore food. I may be a lady with a Dr. ordered weight of 24 pounds to maintain, but I ain't about salads or anything green. In fact, I will make one chew mark on any veggie I'm offered, and promptly spit it out and leave it at your feet. I like MEAT and the raw-er, the better. I prefer duck but am currently giving lamb a go. I am not a dainty eater. My meals are inhaled in seconds and I will burp my satisfaction afterwards. I require treats for every little thing I decide to do to please you. I will perform your little requested task and then I will stare at you until rewarded.

Allergies: If it's green, I be itchin'.

Highlights: I'm a great listener. I don't necessarily care a thing about what you may be saying, but I will listen and obey, because....TREATS. I'm a good sport and will allow my "owner" to dress me up long enough to take a photo, because again.....TREATS. I like to be clean and groom myself like a cat. I enjoy baths, fancy collars, and never make a potty mess in my crate or the house.

Favorite places: The car, my crate, and where ever my "owner" is.

 

[GraciesMom]

Hilarious FroxerMom! You've laid down the challenge -- I'll have to come up with one for Gracie.

 

[mattcantwin]

That was great!



I'll have to get to work on one for Loki.

 

[FroxerMom]

Hilarious FroxerMom! You've laid down the challenge -- I'll have to come up with one for Gracie.

Can't wait to read Gracie's!

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That was great!



I'll have to get to work on one for Loki.

Yes, you do. Looking forward to learning more about Loki

 

[Cbrugs]

Love this! I’ll have to do one for Jax on Monday when I’m at a computer...stay tuned!!


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[FroxerMom]

Love this! I’ll have to do one for Jax on Monday when I’m at a computer...stay tuned!!


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I'm excited to read it!

 

[2bullymama]

LOL. LOL... this is great!, I’ll work on Cheli’s


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[FroxerMom]

LOL. LOL... this is great!, I’ll work on Cheli’s


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Can't wait to read Cheli's too!!

 

[Cbrugs]

Name: Jackson Juju Bean a/k/a Boogers, a/k/a Stinkers

Age: 5 (DOB 4/8/13)

Formerly known as: Chip (kennel name)

Hobbies: Napping, eating, napping. Chewing on Nylabones, raw bones, buffalo horns. Snapping at my big little brother. Did I say eating and napping?

Bad Habits: I like to lick my paws especially at 2 am and then I get yelled at. I also love not listening. Oh, and I enjoy snapping at my brother but the hoomans don't seem to like that so I get told off when I do it. I also love to pull when I go on walks and my mama can't pull me back cause I have a bad neck so I just do whatever I want.

Likes: Eating and napping are my favorite things to do. I also love to cuddle with my mama and at night we spoon each other and I love to be the big spoon. Me also loves face rubs and belly rubs.

Allergies: Everything green outside plus lamb, duck and turkey.

Highlights: I am *the* best cuddler. I love to be held like a baby or just curl up in my mama's legs and I give some pretty good kisses too although sometimes I have stinky breathe but my mama doesn't mind. Even though I don't listen, I will pretend to if it means I get a treat and I will even shake my paw for a treat.

Favorite places: Laying on top of my mama, sunbathing on the deck, going for walks.

 

[Squishy Walnuts]

hahaha!! Love this thread!!!!! :yes:

 

[2bullymama]

Name: Chelios

Alias: The Gnat, Stinker, Jelly Cheli, Cheli Bean and Beanie Bear

Age: 7 (DOB 4/1/11)

Formerly known as: Celoo (previous owner - Cheli was an owner surrender to our vet due to illness)

Hobbies: Being a Gnat to my brother Lambeau, annoying him as much as I can, laying in the sun, going for car rides and looking damn cute!

Bad Habits: Barking/making gremlin noises when dogs walk by the house, chasing squirrels, pretending to be nice when I planning my attack

Likes: Car rides, walks, anything to do with being with Mom, food, food and more food... I'm never not hungry. REALLY like - annoying my brother Lambeau

Allergies: some environmental, but luckily nothing to severe to get testing.

Highlights: I'm damn cute!

Favorite places: in the sun and wherever Mom or food happen to be.

 

[Mavis]

[MENTION=3191]FroxerMom[/MENTION], [MENTION=188]Cbrugs[/MENTION], [MENTION=2]2bullymama[/MENTION],



OMG, these fids are so adorable! What joy they bring us!

 

[mattcantwin]

Name: Loki (AKC name - Oki Doki Loki)

Age: 2 (DOB 8/7/16)

Kennel name: Rocco

Favorite hobby: Anticipating our next step to get there right ahead of us whenever we move.

Bad habits: Hitting a "pretty sit" whenever we eat at the table, propping his bully stick against my shoe and "accidentally" eating the shoe and reacting to any dog (or horse) on tv.

Hobbies: Ignoring the 1,000 toys we've bought for him.

Allergies: None come to mind, but we prefer the air quality when he doesn't eat chicken.

Highlight: He cost thousands of dollars and has repaid that a million times over!


(pretty sit)

 

[FroxerMom]

[MENTION=188]Cbrugs[/MENTION] [MENTION=2]2bullymama[/MENTION]

I love love love your posts! I liked learning about their nicknames, and funny bad habits and didn't realize before they both have April birthdays!
I was looking forwarding to coming in here tonight and was hoping to read that others had posted...these made me smile and laugh

 

[FroxerMom]

Name: Loki (AKC name - Oki Doki Loki)

Age: 2 (DOB 8/7/16)

Kennel name: Rocco

Favorite hobby: Anticipating our next step to get there right ahead of us whenever we move.

Bad habits: Hitting a "pretty sit" whenever we eat at the table, propping his bully stick against my shoe and "accidentally" eating the shoe and reacting to any dog (or horse) on tv.

Hobbies: Ignoring the 1,000 toys we've bought for him.

Allergies: None come to mind, but we prefer the air quality when he doesn't eat chicken.

Highlight: He cost thousands of dollars and has repaid that a million times over!


(pretty sit)

Ack! I missed yours before I replied! Love his nickname. "Ignoring the 1000 toys we've bought him"...LOL. Great stuff! Thanks for posting, Loki! ;-)

 

[TJagena]

Name: Finnley

Formerly: Bingo?

Age: 4 Born Nov 2014

AKA: Finn, Skin, Bugman, Skinzall?!

Likes: Rides, Walk every night to chase bunnies, squirrels, grasshoppers, and anything else that looks like it might run!! Fart around in my fenced yard( he can go from the house to his yard at will via his doggy door). Romp with his pile of toys! Chew on his bones! Nap with momma! Watch lucky dog on tv every Saturday morning! Bark at animals on the tv! Especially deer! Sit in the car in the garage? Loves being in a car and especially dads truck! Again, loves to ride! Kiss and snuggle.

Hobbies: Watching out the bay window. laying like a frog. Sitting in a patch of sun. Farting. Begging. Eating everything from bugs to deer poop!!

Allergies: Grass,

Dislikes: Getting wet. Going out to potty in the snow! Motorcycles and atv's.(drive him nuts, even just sitting on a trailer!

Highlights: Funniest dog we have ever had.(We had boxers,and they are funny!) Loves kids. loves to kiss and snuggle. Absolute sweetheart! Can't wait to see him every night when we get home from work!

 

[FroxerMom]

What a handsome little lovebug Finnley is. I think it's interesting he barks specifically at deer! Pre Happy Birthday wishes to Finnley

 

[Squishy Walnuts]

Name: Loki (AKC name - Oki Doki Loki)

Age: 2 (DOB 8/7/16)

Kennel name: Rocco

Favorite hobby: Anticipating our next step to get there right ahead of us whenever we move.

Bad habits: Hitting a "pretty sit" whenever we eat at the table, propping his bully stick against my shoe and "accidentally" eating the shoe and reacting to any dog (or horse) on tv.

Hobbies: Ignoring the 1,000 toys we've bought for him.

Allergies: None come to mind, but we prefer the air quality when he doesn't eat chicken.

Highlight: He cost thousands of dollars and has repaid that a million times over!


(pretty sit)

Oki Doki Loki!!! hahahaha!! That's a fantastic nickname!!

 

[GraciesMom]

Warning: Bad poetry alert. Being the nonconformist she is, Gracie decided to do her profile in rhymes. Her's what she wrote:

My name is Gracie, I ain't too compliant
I'm a speck of a dog but think I'm a giant
I've been on the planet just under a year
And zoom through life in my highest gear

My bad habits list is way too long
How could I possibly get it so wrong
I can't help it if I like to chew
On fine furniture instead of a beat-up shoe

And loose leash walking is something I find
Way too slow, it's such a grind
So I pull ahead to get there fast
With my breathless human trailing last

And to human rules I'm not bound
Unless I detect a treat around
So come, sit, stay, whatever you desire
As long as I get the reward I require

There are many hobbies I enjoy
If you toss it, I'll chase a toy
But I'd much rather nip at your feet
As you scamper away in mock retreat

Or better yet, please chase me
As you approach I'm poised to flee
When you reach out with your hands
I'll skitter away as the game demands

My list of hobbies wouldn't be complete
Without mentioning how much I like to eat
Or how good I am at scoring a treat
As I sit beseechingly at my people's feet

Other dogs I don't find too amusing
Unless of course they're of my choosing
And then I'll bow and run away
Enticing them to join my play

And I find a nap a simple pleasure
In a sunbeam, a joy without measure
As I loudly snore away unperturbed
While my humans fail to be undisturbed

And at night when I rest my head
In the comfort of my humans' bed
I know despite my naughty ways
I'll bask in their love until the end of my days

 

[Frenchie Grrrl]

Gracie did an awesome job! That was amazing!! :lol: